Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2007 11:23:26 GMT
My parents told me about Mr Common Sense early in my life and told me I'd do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years, but less and less as time passed by. Today I read his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance, for Common sense had served us all so well for so many generations.
OBITUARY: COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. Noone knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in beaurocratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge)
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student, but couldn't inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your home, and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled some in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust; his wife Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son Reason. He is survived by three step-brothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral as so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on, if not, join the majority and do nothing
OBITUARY: COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. Noone knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in beaurocratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge)
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six year old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student, but couldn't inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your home, and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled some in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust; his wife Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son Reason. He is survived by three step-brothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral as so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on, if not, join the majority and do nothing