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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2007 19:56:25 GMT
For all you lot feeling miserable about bellys and lack of alcohol, please accept this small token of video editing as a pathway to happiness for the next 1minute and 50seconds. For those needing further entertainment try this pathway for an additional 2minutes 24seconds of delight; Yours Truly, The Entertainer x |
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Post by sammss on Sept 18, 2007 22:11:26 GMT
I didn't see this earlier ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D. Moodi, I am begining to understand your problems finding employment. Do you wear that Bananaman suit to interviews? You realise it has a hole in it  . Presumably where you have burst out of it at some time  Tis funny though ;D (Oooooooooooh look.........this is my 600th post!) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2007 12:43:06 GMT
Seriously mate, get help! ;D
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Post by sammss on Sept 28, 2007 19:05:20 GMT
Do you mean Moodi or me David? Or both  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2007 9:57:55 GMT
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Post by sammss on Sept 29, 2007 11:03:38 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2007 21:42:48 GMT
Nothing to say? That's very unusual.  |
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Post by sammss on Sept 30, 2007 10:10:51 GMT
Just recovering from the shock & hurt at your comments!
Hey! Anyway the world needs eccentric people so everyone else can laugh at them ;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2007 12:02:34 GMT
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Post by sammss on Sept 30, 2007 13:47:04 GMT
That's your job matey  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2007 18:36:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2007 19:05:09 GMT
Yerrrrr well I do get to kiss the girls  :-*DO YOU get to kiss the boys in your job Sammss ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by sammss on Oct 3, 2007 18:08:03 GMT
I generally wait til I get to the pub mate - keeps things uncomplicated . Here is a joke.......... Man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently to you, but your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9,000 compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch.' The bloke perks up at this. 'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day. 'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have.' says the fellow. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'She has' says the bloke. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor... 'We're having a new kitchen.' |
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Post by Gary on Oct 3, 2007 19:48:12 GMT
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Post by sammss on Oct 3, 2007 20:01:44 GMT
;D Pleased you liked it Gary ;D I thought it had a certain ring of truth |
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Post by terryrob on Oct 3, 2007 21:56:03 GMT
Probably a true story ? funny though ;D ;D ;D
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Post by sammss on Oct 3, 2007 22:40:15 GMT
I must admit I thought it was pretty true to life |
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Post by sammss on Oct 28, 2007 11:55:22 GMT
Ok Moodi - here is one for you!
One of my mates showed me this vid yesterday & it made me smile ;D
Hope the link works........
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2007 15:15:17 GMT
yes that was quite amusing.
Q:whats pink and has around 18 legs.
A:an amputee surgeons bin
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Post by sammss on Oct 28, 2007 15:35:54 GMT
Your joke has made me go green............ Here's another link |
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Post by sammss on Oct 28, 2007 18:35:12 GMT
60 Days until Christmas!!!! The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO Let it snow!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Gary on Oct 28, 2007 20:49:51 GMT
I like's CHRISTMAS TIME. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2007 13:34:36 GMT
That's only cos you're just a big kid at heart ;D ;D
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Post by Gary on Oct 31, 2007 21:49:35 GMT
No i'm a big kid in the garage ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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. Presumably where you have burst out of it at some time 
