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Post by sammss on Jul 22, 2007 21:41:10 GMT
This isn't a tale of a flood......... My neighbour/friend had a chap run into her car & he hasn't yet paid what he owes. Her husband has become fairly agitated by this so, on spotting a guy similar to his wifes description (in the local car park), he decided to broach the subject.......... My neighbour has no legs, so couldn't confront the guy. He blocked his car in & wound down the window Neighbour "Mr Davis?" Complete stranger "No" Neighbour "Yes you effin are & you owe me money" Complete stranger "What are you on about" Neighbour "You crashed into my wifes car so pay up you toss face" Complete stranger (puffing up his chest - he is getting angry) " I HAVEN'T CRASHED INTO ANYONES CAR EVER" Neighbour "Mr Davis???" Complete stranger "NO I AINT MR DAVIS" Neighbour "Oh - I thought you were........."..............then he drove swiftly away ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2007 21:45:10 GMT
the whole puffing up the chest description is what made the story for me.
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Post by sammss on Jul 22, 2007 22:16:07 GMT
You really as too cheeky for one so young
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2007 22:22:40 GMT
if it is to be it is up to me. once you master cheekiness, theres only really the art of blagging and your onto a winner!
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