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Post by sammss on Jun 30, 2007 0:25:51 GMT
Ok guys. I have a friend over & I am trying to help..............How do men tell when women want to get to know them better & do naughty things to their body? I can be fairly unsubtle about these things......as anyone who has spent time with me at a show will be aware . Apparently some women are more genteel & don't stuff their hands into mens underpants at any given opportunity. According to him men are intuitively expected to understand when a girl fancies them.......give me a girl with sticky hands anytime - at least we all know what she wants ;D So I have helped him the best I can. Anyone got any suggestions? he is going to frequently check the message board hoping for your good advice
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2007 8:21:31 GMT
......give me a girl with sticky hands anytime Me too ;D
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Post by sammss on Jun 30, 2007 14:03:54 GMT
I have to say the guy in question has fairly impressively managed to resculpture his body, with no surgery involved, in the last 6 months. Amazing how quickly results can be achieved with just a change of diet & exercise.
I think most women would be more than happy to be with a guy whose body is that fit. Not that it is a great help in solving the problem.
Someone I know simply randomly spends all night collecting phone numbers from any girl he sees. Presumably in the hope that, when he calls, at least one of them will have forgotten what an obnoxious tosser he is & meet him.
My neighbour used to take the path of chatting up the ugliest woman in the room, based on the assumtion that noone else would bother. That worked quite well for him, but I'm not sure he was actually looking for anything longer term than one night.
You could try those two approaches ;D
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2007 16:38:17 GMT
You could try those two approaches ;D Could do, but I don't think my wife would approve I'll ask her;D
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Post by sammss on Jun 30, 2007 17:29:09 GMT
I didn't specifically mean you to try it.
Theye were merely suggestions to help my friend!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2007 19:33:17 GMT
Ohhhhhhh!
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Post by chaz on Jul 1, 2007 21:06:59 GMT
OK, so I - ooops I mean your friend - has bought a bottle of UHU, a note pad for telephone numbers, and a book on chat-up lines. A scary thought occurs - what if the ugliest woman in the room says "YES!". Do I - that is your friend - move on to the second ugliest woman, and so on? (Sort of double or bust.) This seems logical to the male mind. (Also I think a suitable reply needs to on hand if the lady in question asks why she was singled out from the crowd. Saying that she was the ugliest woman in the room may not elicit the most favorable reaction - Gosh, whoever said women were impossible to understand?) Chaz, p.p. friend.
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Post by sammss on Jul 1, 2007 21:27:04 GMT
I am confused already by the UHU Were you gonna squirt it at her then offer to rub it off? or pay for a new dress..........oooh I get it - you were gonna do that & then buy her something really kinky
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Post by sammss on Jul 1, 2007 21:32:39 GMT
Chaz - you seem to have a slightly different male mind to most. It is obvious. You leave briefly with the ugly one, for "coffee". She goes home happy & grateful you offered her "coffee". Return to the party & cop off with the second most ugly one . I assure you that working from the bottom up has more effect than working from the top down, in these circumstances.
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Post by chaz on Jul 1, 2007 21:37:02 GMT
I will pass on your comments to your friend........
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2007 21:38:51 GMT
The UHU thing confused me to But in answer to the original question. You just sort of know when things are right
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Post by chaz on Jul 1, 2007 21:43:01 GMT
The UHU is for the feminine digits at the start of the thread. Just knowing when things are right sounds like feminine intuition!
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Post by sammss on Jul 1, 2007 21:44:52 GMT
I always thought Chris was a big girl
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Post by chaz on Jul 1, 2007 21:48:28 GMT
I have just twigged your "coffee" thing. I'm not sure I have enough coffee. Not instant, anyway. How many ugly girls are there in a room?
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Post by sammss on Jul 1, 2007 21:51:21 GMT
They are the ones no other guy is chatting too. They are wearing 80s fashion, big glasses, no make up & have limp dark hair...........oh no! that is me then
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Post by chaz on Jul 1, 2007 22:00:59 GMT
They are all like that round here. The most difficult bit is to try and find the most ugly one. There's a lot of competition. If Darwins theory of evolution is correct then the the most popular women (i.e. the ugliest) will get the most mates. That would explain a lot........
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Post by sammss on Jul 1, 2007 22:09:21 GMT
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