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Post by sammss on Feb 27, 2007 17:15:55 GMT
Since I have been living here with ten guys I have discovered that, contrary to popular belief, men do actually have some uses - there are some things we need them for I thought, to make you all feel good about yourselves, I would list them for you. (It shouldn't take long) Lifting heavy sacks of coal/horse food into & out of the boot of the car. Putting petrol into the car Going up into the loft, where it is cold & there are spiders. Removing dead foxes from fields. Fetching the Christmas tree - although they can't do this unsupervised, as they seem to think that is is some kind of phallic symbol & hence come home with the most enormous one they can find, which you have no chance of fitting into the house. Presumably they do this so they can show off to the neighbours in a manly "mine's bigger than yours" kinda way. Thats about all their winter uses covered I think!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2007 19:53:24 GMT
NEVER FORGET
It was Man that created WOMAN When I read this I think maybe he made a Mistake
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Post by sammss on Feb 28, 2007 10:25:39 GMT
My apologies. I forgot one: Putting the rubbish out
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2007 10:33:24 GMT
Do that mean YOU as well then;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by sammss on Feb 28, 2007 10:38:01 GMT
I assure you that given a choice I would be a street girl
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Post by sammss on Mar 1, 2007 16:06:43 GMT
Cleaning strangers cars in my street girl pants
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Post by chaz on Mar 1, 2007 23:38:32 GMT
I think there's a bit of dubious proxy editing going on here!
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Post by sammss on Mar 2, 2007 7:27:39 GMT
Jason what have you done?? Whilst I was at the pub you seem to have turned my incredibly cerebral thread into nonsense
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2007 8:13:00 GMT
Ha Ha Ha
WELL DONE JASON ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2007 22:26:35 GMT
if you play with mine ,,, expect me to play with yours, only men are good at getting there own back,
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Post by sammss on Mar 2, 2007 23:33:21 GMT
They never quite hit the spot tho
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2007 23:40:13 GMT
they do if you wrap a towel round it
gerth ;D
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Post by sammss on Mar 13, 2007 18:45:14 GMT
To explain that the vacum is not picking up cos the bag needs changing & then changing the bag.
(Jason I am not living with 10 men - they just visit occasionally)
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Post by sammss on Mar 15, 2007 17:35:30 GMT
To pay the bills
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Post by chaz on Mar 15, 2007 19:49:21 GMT
Well, we can't argue with that one can we lads?
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