Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2011 19:29:06 GMT
Open the above xmas quiz attachment and print it off and have a laugh, you can even post your answers.. or copy paste below
[glow=red,2,300]Merry Xmas to All[/glow]
Don & Steph
Classic Car Quiz Name ...................................
Fill in the blanks to make the passage make (some sort of) sense. The answers are sort of motoring related, mostly makes or models of cars , some a bit phonetic and the some of the persons mentioned may now no longer be extant!
The number of dashes is the number of letters in the expected answer. There may be other equally valid suggestions , so carry on.......
It was a _ _ _ _ _ day as the playboy with an international reputation drove along the _ _ _ between Cheltenham and _ _ _ _ _ _ . He was heading for London to _ _ _ _ _ _ his fiancée to a _ _ _ _ _ reception and concert where she was to perform a violin _ _ _ _ .
As he held her hand, he felt the _ _ _ _ engagement ring and ruefully recalled some of the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ s that had made him something of a _ _ _ _ _ _. As a school _ _ _ _ _ _ _ he had been _ _ _ _ _ _ _ compromising situation in Jamaica’s _ _ _ _ _ _ Bay with the wife of an American politician. The Republican _ _ _ _ _ _ _ from _ _ _ _ _ _, Texas, had greeted him with an “_ _ _ _ Partner “ , but had gone for his _ _ _ _ 45 when he found our hero trying to get his wife into a _ _ _ _ _ position.
As he drove to the concert hall he knew his _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ attitude to life was over. No longer would he be able to play the wild _ _ _ _ _ and make a _ _ _ _ _ every girl he met.
“I played so badly at the rehearsal this afternoon” his fiancée said anxiously.
“Don’t worry” he replied, “_ _ _ _ be alright tonight.
“Yes, I hope so” she agreed, “_ _ _ _ and park the car, and don’t forget to pay the _ _ _ _ the machine”
There was a celebrity audience and he spotted _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Alexandra and her daughter _ _ _ _ _ _ , as well as Anna _ _ _ _ and Johnny _ _ _ _ _ _ .
His fiancée played her Bach repertoire, the Choral _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , then the violin
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in D _ _ _ _ _. Her performance was a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and was met with universal _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and long lasting _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Later in the apartment he sensed something was wrong. She looked at him and said in despair “It’s no use, I can’t marry you, our whole relationship is a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . We look ridiculous together, you are practically a _ _ _ _ _ _ . It’s over”
He walked around the room trying to collect his thoughts as well as his _ _ _ _ balls.
He sorted through the recordings , selecting Y _ _ _ _ Espana as a memento. He kissed her goodby, quietly closed the door behind him and set his sights on the next new _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
[glow=red,2,300]Merry Xmas to All[/glow]
Don & Steph
Classic Car Quiz Name ...................................
Fill in the blanks to make the passage make (some sort of) sense. The answers are sort of motoring related, mostly makes or models of cars , some a bit phonetic and the some of the persons mentioned may now no longer be extant!
The number of dashes is the number of letters in the expected answer. There may be other equally valid suggestions , so carry on.......
It was a _ _ _ _ _ day as the playboy with an international reputation drove along the _ _ _ between Cheltenham and _ _ _ _ _ _ . He was heading for London to _ _ _ _ _ _ his fiancée to a _ _ _ _ _ reception and concert where she was to perform a violin _ _ _ _ .
As he held her hand, he felt the _ _ _ _ engagement ring and ruefully recalled some of the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ s that had made him something of a _ _ _ _ _ _. As a school _ _ _ _ _ _ _ he had been _ _ _ _ _ _ _ compromising situation in Jamaica’s _ _ _ _ _ _ Bay with the wife of an American politician. The Republican _ _ _ _ _ _ _ from _ _ _ _ _ _, Texas, had greeted him with an “_ _ _ _ Partner “ , but had gone for his _ _ _ _ 45 when he found our hero trying to get his wife into a _ _ _ _ _ position.
As he drove to the concert hall he knew his _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ attitude to life was over. No longer would he be able to play the wild _ _ _ _ _ and make a _ _ _ _ _ every girl he met.
“I played so badly at the rehearsal this afternoon” his fiancée said anxiously.
“Don’t worry” he replied, “_ _ _ _ be alright tonight.
“Yes, I hope so” she agreed, “_ _ _ _ and park the car, and don’t forget to pay the _ _ _ _ the machine”
There was a celebrity audience and he spotted _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Alexandra and her daughter _ _ _ _ _ _ , as well as Anna _ _ _ _ and Johnny _ _ _ _ _ _ .
His fiancée played her Bach repertoire, the Choral _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , then the violin
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ in D _ _ _ _ _. Her performance was a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and was met with universal _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and long lasting _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Later in the apartment he sensed something was wrong. She looked at him and said in despair “It’s no use, I can’t marry you, our whole relationship is a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . We look ridiculous together, you are practically a _ _ _ _ _ _ . It’s over”
He walked around the room trying to collect his thoughts as well as his _ _ _ _ balls.
He sorted through the recordings , selecting Y _ _ _ _ Espana as a memento. He kissed her goodby, quietly closed the door behind him and set his sights on the next new _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .